The Neural Nomads
Coffee Cat Pullover
About this Hoodie
Meet Espresso.
Unlike most cats who chase laser pointers or hunt mice, Espresso had one true obsession: the rich, aromatic magic bubbling inside the humans' kitchen every morning. He wasn't allowed to drink it, of course (caffeine is for humans, catnaps are for felines), but he made it his life's mission to be as close to the coffee process as physically possible.
One chilly Tuesday morning, a giant, oversized ceramic mug was left cooling on the counter. Seizing his moment, Espresso scaled the kitchen cabinets, balanced precariously on the edge of the counter, and took a leap of faith.
Splat. He landed perfectly inside the mug. Instead of panicking, Espresso realized it was the coziest spot on earth. The ceramic walls were perfectly warm, radiating heat all around him. He popped his head over the rim, let out a tiny, victorious "mew!", and winked at his shocked owner.
From that day on, he was no longer just a house cat. He was the official Coffee Cat—the self-appointed guardian of the morning brew, refusing to leave his porcelain throne until the last drop of coffee in the house was served.
Features
- 300 gsm fabric
- brushed fleece interior
- Pre-shrunk fabric and waistbands
- Spandex rib cuffs
- Spun yarn
- Double-lined hood
- Large front pouch pocket
- Ethically made
Composition
- 50% Cotton, 50% Polyester
- Note: Fiber content may vary slightly for Heather/Sport grey colours.
please check the size guide before buying. Thank you
Shipping info
We currently ship within Australia only. Orders are processed within 1–2 business days and delivered within 4–11 business days, for an estimated total delivery time of 5–13 business days.
Shipping is free. Once your order ships, you’ll receive a tracking number via email.
If your order arrives damaged or goes missing, please contact us and we’ll assist you.
For more details, see our Shipping Policy:
https://theneuralnomads.com/policies/shipping-policy
Return & Refund
We offer a 30-day return policy for faulty, damaged, or incorrect items. Change-of-mind returns are not accepted.
If there’s an issue, contact us within 30 days with your order number and photos. Once approved, we’ll provide return instructions.
Approved refunds are issued to your original payment method within 10 business days after inspection.
Your purchase is also protected under Australian Consumer Law.
For full details, please see our Refund & Return Policy:
https://theneuralnomads.com/policies/refund-policy
Contact Us
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Hours: Monday–Friday, 09:00–17:00
Email: support@theneuralnomads.com
ABN: 19 520 490 272
We aim to respond within 24 hours.
For more details or to send us a message, visit our Contact Page:
https://theneuralnomads.com/pages/contact